- The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you're still a
rat.
Lilly Tomlin, actress, author and... - I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other
provisions in sight.
Mark... - Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
-Mark... - The difference between the right word and almost the right word is the
difference between lighning and the lightning bug.
Mark... - I find that the further I go back, the better things were,
whether they happened or not. -- Mark... - If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous,
he will not bite you. This is the principal difference... - Providence protects children and idiots. I know because I have tested
it.
-Mark... - The radical of one century is the conservative of the next.
The radical invents the views. When he has worn them... - Be Yourself" is about the worst advice you can give to people.
Mark... - Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they
escaped teething.
Mark...
