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I Went On A Diet, Swore Off Drinking And Heavy Eating, And In Fourteen Days I Lost Two Weeks.
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I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen
days I lost two weeks.
-- Joe E. Lewis
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I went on a diet, cut out drinking, cut out smoking, cut out eating, cut out all my bad habits, and in fourteen days, I lost a full two weeks.
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