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  You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house....
• The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old.
  -- Jean Ke...
• Love and marriage may go together like a horse and carriage, but when was the last time you saw one of those?
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• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you try to bring a window to the front of something, then you realize that "something" is a Post-It (tm) on your screen.
• When you look like your passport photo, it's time to go home. -- Erma Bombeck
• When you save for a long time to buy something, then you find that you can't afford it -.
  hat's inflation. You are the only person ever to get this message....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...