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If You Drink Like A Fish, Don't Drive. Swim. -- Joe E.
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If you drink like a fish, don't drive. Swim.
-- Joe E. Lewis
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Remember - if you drink like a fish, don't drive - SWIM.
I distrust camels and anyone else who can go a week without a drink. -- Joe E. Lewi
Well, the handwriting is on the floor. -- Joe E. Lewi
They don't make them like they used to. At least, I don't. -- Joe E. Lewi
When you use your brain it's a violation of the child-labor law. -- Joe E. Lewi
I always wake up at the crack of ice. -- Joe E. Lewi
Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't put his pants on.
-- Joe E. Lewi...
IF YOU DON'T DRIVE...DRINK.
