Did you hear that orthopedist have reported the appearance of a
new occupational disease epidemic to massage parlors. It's called
penis elbow.
new occupational disease epidemic to massage parlors. It's called
penis elbow.
Related:
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crematories right on the premises.
They've registered the trade name Wake & Bake... - Never tell a hypocondriac about a
new disease, unless you wish to start an epidemic.
Confucius... - Did you hear about the dissatisfied transplant patient who
demanded that the surgeon replace his brand-new penis.
It seems that it rejected his hand... - Did you hear that massage-parlor girls may soon be
striking for better jerking conditions... - Did you hear about the new breakfast cereal called Queerios.
You simply add milk and they eat each other... - Did you hear about the latest word on the male-grooming
front is that a brand-new pubic shampoo is to be called... - Did you hear about the new dessert topping that S/M
freaks get a bang out of is called Pistol Whips... - Did you hear about the new instrument of credit especially
designed for use in single bars.
It's called BANG AMERICARD... - Did you hear about the new tooth paste for post-oral-orgy use.
It is called DecaDent...
From the same category:
- Did you hear about one penile desensitizer that's so
effective that you have to stroke the tube for five... - EXHIBITIONIST --
a fellow who wants to make one thing perfectly clear... - Considering all the martinis I quite foolishly overindulged in with my
date at the Zeta Beta house party last weekend," the coed remarked
ruefully,
"I suppose you could say that I went and lost my... - Virginity like balloon, one prick,
all gone... - MAIDENHEAD --
pot-smoking virgin...
