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  They've registered the trade name Wake & Bake....
• Never tell a hypocondriac about a new disease, unless you wish to start an epidemic.
  -- Confucius Say...
• Did you hear about the dissatisfied transplant patient who demanded that the surgeon replace his brand-new penis.
  It seems that it rejected his hand....
• Did you hear that massage-parlor girls may soon be striking for better jerking conditions.
• Did you hear about the new breakfast cereal called Queerios.
  You simply add milk and they eat each other....
• Did you hear about the latest word on the male-grooming front is that a brand-new pubic shampoo is to be called Head and Boulders.
• Did you hear about the new dessert topping that S/M freaks get a bang out of is called Pistol Whips.
• Did you hear about the new instrument of credit especially designed for use in single bars.
  It's called BANG AMERICARD....
• Did you hear about the new tooth paste for post-oral-orgy use. It is called DecaDent.