Did You Hear That One Enterprising Sperm Bank Is Planning To Distribute Its Product In Aerosol Dispensers.

Did You Hear That One Enterprising Sperm Bank Is Planning To Distribute Its Product In Aerosol Dispensers.

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Did you hear that one enterprising sperm bank is planning to
distribute its product in aerosol dispensers. It's to be called
Heirspray, of course.

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