Did you hear that one enterprising sperm bank is planning to
distribute its product in aerosol dispensers. It's to be called
Heirspray, of course.
distribute its product in aerosol dispensers. It's to be called
Heirspray, of course.
Related:
- Word has reached us about an innovative sperm bank
that is packaging its product in special aerosol containers... - Did you hear about a California sperm bank's bumper sticker:
WE'RE PULLING FOR YOU... - Did you hear about the girl who applied for a job as
a night-deposit box in a sperm bank... - Did you hear that a new line of bull sperm for use
in animal husbandry will be called Elmer's Goo... - Did you hear about the girl who was fired from her job in a
sperm bank after she became pregnant.
They discovered she'd been embezzling... - Did you hear that the pretty lab technicians in busy
sperm banks are sometimes asked to lend a hand... - Did you hear about the procedure whereby a Nobel Prize
winner furnishes sperm for artificial-insemination... - SPERM-BANK DEPOSITS --
Merchant's semen... - Did you hear about the rumor that the vatican is freezing
flavored holy water and selling the product as "Popesicles"...
From the same category:
- COITUS INTERRUPTUS --
A pulled muscle... - A pilgrim returning from Lourdes tried to sneak an extra bottle
of gin through customs,
but was stopped by an official. "What's in that bottle... - Did you hear about the jet-setting fellatrice whose sex drive knows no
climatic zones.
She blows hot and cold... - Did you hear about the recent cigarette survey that
disclosed that 99% of the men who have tried Camels... - WELL ENDOWED FEMALE --
a prowed beauty...
