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• Did you hear about the girl who was so undesirable that she even turned her vibrator off.
• Did you hear about the woman who hates her husband so much that she closes her eyes during intercourse because she doesn't want to see him enjoying himself.
• Did you hear about the Newfie that Sat home crying because her husband was out shooting crap, and she didn't know how to cook it.
• Did you hear about the Eskimo girl who spent the night with her boyfriend and next morning found she was six months pregnant.
• Did you hear about the French girl who came to the U.
  S. but soon returned home--she missed her native tongue....
• Did you hear about the girl who was fired from her job in a sperm bank after she became pregnant.
  They discovered she'd been embezzling....
• Did you hear about the farmer who couldn't keep his hands off his wife so he fired them.
• Did you hear about the fun-loving young lady who insists she won't even consider marriage until she's gotten some experience under her belt.
• Did you hear that She said she would do anything for a mink coat, she got one, and now she can't button it up.