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  So the next day the three little boys came in. She said to the first boy, "Percy, this is a nice essay on what you'd do with a million dollars....
• Did you hear about the secretary that got fired because she had one too mini.
• She said she would go through anything for me and she wanted to start with my bank book.
• She said she would love me till the end of time. But then she said my time was up.
• Did you hear about the freshman coed who decided not to sign up for a course in sex education when she heard the final exam would be oral.
• A young man and his girlfriend were walking along Main Street when she spotted a beautiful diamond ring in a jewelry-store window.
  Wow, I'd sure love to have that!" she gushed. "No problem," her companion replied, throwing a brick through the window and grabbing the ring....
• Did you hear She's fine, upstanding, and wonderful laying down too.
• Did you hear that She was a farmer's daughter but she couldn't keep her calves together.
• I went out with this girl who was really fat. Did you ever hear the expression "as big as a house"?
  She was wearing aluminum siding. She had two pictures....