Did You Hear That Massage-parlor Girls May Soon Be Striking For Better Jerking Conditions.

Did You Hear That Massage-parlor Girls May Soon Be Striking For Better Jerking Conditions.

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Did you hear that massage-parlor girls may soon be striking for
better jerking conditions.

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It's called penis elbow....
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Whatever number turns you on, big boy....
PUT DOWN ROOTS -- what masseuses do when the massage parlor's raided.
Sign in massage-parlor window: LET OUR STAFF SATISFY YOURS!
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