- A chiseler is a man who goes stag to a wife-swapping
party... - A chubby man with a white beard and a red suit will approach you soon.
Avoid him. He's a Commie... - A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy,
but won't cross the street to vote in a national election... - A city is a large community where people are lonesome together.
Herbert... - A computer makes as many mistakes in two seconds
as
20 men working 20 years make... - A conclusion is simply the place where someone got
tired of thinking... - A conservative is a man who believes that nothing
should be done for the first time.
Alfred E.... - A conservative is a man with two perfectly
good legs who has never learned to walk.
Franklin D.... - A consultant is a person who borrows your watch, tells you what
time it is,
pockets the watch, and sends you a bill for it... - A continuing flow of paper is sufficient to continue
the flow of paper. --...
