- I don't care who you are, Fatso. Just get those reindeer off my roof.
- Is there any intelligent life in this planet?" "No. I'm just visiting in here.
- Let me think...I wonder if an anvil will drop like an apple?
-- Tradition tells us these are the last words of sir Isaac Newto... - Make love, not war." "I'm married, I do both.
- So when I die, the first thing I will see in Heaven is a score list?
- This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology
and extereme violence.
-- Vivian, "The Young One... - Trust me, I know what I'm doing." -- Sledgehamme
- What are you doing?"
"Examining the world's major religions.
I'm looking for something that's light on morals, has lots of holidays, and with a short initiation period.... - What is your operation plan?" "Just get violent, babe. Just get violent." -- Dempsey & Makepeace
- What the hell are you getting so upset about? I thought you didn't believe in God.

