- A Puritan is someone who is deathly afraid that
someone,
somewhere, is having fun... - A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
Carl... - A baby is an alimentary canal with a loud voice
at
one end and no responsibility at the other... - A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who
has cheated some woman out of a divorce.
- Don... - A booming voice says, "Wrong, cretin!",
and you notice that you have turned into a pile of... - A bore is someone who persists in holding his
own
views after we have enlightened him with ours... - A budget is just a method of worrying before
you spend money,
as well as afterward... - A candidate is a person who gets money from the rich
and votes from the poor to protect them from each other... - A carelessly planned project takes three times longer to complete
than expexted;
a carefully planned project will take only twice as... - A celebrity is a person who is known for his well
knownness...
