- Life is like a shit sandwich. The more bread you have, the less shit you have to eat.
- I don't know. I don't care. And it doesn't make any difference.
- Those of you who think they know everything are very annoying to those of us who do.
- It's not that you and I are so clever, but that the others are such fools.
- If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with bullshit.
- I'm not cynical. Just experianced.
- The torture never stops.
- Ignore alien orders.
- I know you think you uderstood what I said, but what you heard was not what I meant.
- I don't have a drinking problem. I drink I get drunk I fall down No problem
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