- A penny saved is a
penny... - A penny saved is
ridiculous... - A person who has both feet planted firmly in the air
can be safely called a liberal... - A priest asked: What is Fate, Master?
And he answered:
It is that which gives a beast of burden its reason... - A prig is a fellow who is always making you a present of his opinions.
George... - A professor is one who talks in someone else's
sleep... - A programmer is a person who passes as an exacting expert on the basis
of being able to turn out,
after innumerable punching, an infinite series of... - A raccoon tangled with a 23,000 volt line today. The results
blacked out 1400 homes and,
of course, one raccoon. -- Steel City... - A reactionary is a man whose political opinions
always
manage to keep up with yesterday... - A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket
and rejoices that the system works...
