- A nymph hits you and steals your virginity.
- A penny saved is a penny.
- A penny saved is ridiculous.
- A person who has both feet planted firmly in the air can be safely called a liberal.
- A priest asked: What is Fate, Master?
And he answered
It is that which gives a beast of burden its reason for existence....
- A prig is a fellow who is always making you a present of his opinions. -- George Elio
- A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.
- A raccoon tangled with a 23,000 volt line today. The results
blacked out 1400 homes and, of course, one raccoon.
-- Steel City New...
- A reactionary is a man whose political opinions always manage to keep up with yesterday.