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• A chubby man with a white beard and a red suit will approach you soon. Avoid him. He's a Commie.
• Avoid him. He's a Commie.
• Scene: A small boy stands agasp on the stairway overlooking the living room.
  A rather largish man in a big red suit with white fur and red and white belled cap hunches over the fireplace, obviously interrupted in filling stockings with packages taken from a huge bag slung over his shoulder....
• Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, He must be a communist.
  And a beard and long hair, Must be a pacifist....