- A liberal is someone too poor to be
a capitalist,
and too rich to be a communist... - A long-forgotten loved one will appear soon.
Buy the negatives at any price... - A lot of people I know believe in positive thinking,
and so do I. I believe everything positively stinks... - A man needs a mistress,
just to break the monogamy... - A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small
package... - A mathematician is a machine for converting coffee
into theorems... - A mind is a wonderful thing to
waste... - A mushroom cloud has no silver
lining... - A novel approach is to remove all power from the system,
which removes most system overhead so that resources... - A nuclear war can ruin your
whole day...
