- A liberal is someone too poor to be a capitalist, and too rich to be a communist.
- A long-forgotten loved one will appear soon. Buy the negatives at any price.
- A lot of people I know believe in positive thinking,
and so do I.
I believe everything positively stinks. -- Lew Col...
- A man needs a mistress, just to break the monogamy.
- A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small package.
- A mathematician is a machine for converting coffee into theorems.
- A mind is a wonderful thing to waste.
- A mushroom cloud has no silver lining.
- A novel approach is to remove all power from the system, which removes
most system overhead so that resources can be fully devoted to doing
Benchmarks on this technique are promising; treme...
- A nuclear war can ruin your whole day.