- A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket
and rejoices that the system works... - A rumor has it that rumors are just
rumors... - A sine curve goes off to infinity or at least the end of the blackboard.
Prof.... - A student who changes the course of history is probably
taking an exam... - A successful [software] tool is one that was used
to do something undreamed of by its author.
S. C.... - A toast to the kisses you've snatched and vice
versa... - A transistor protected by a fast-acting fuse
will
protect the fuse by blowing first... - A triangle which has an angle of 135 degrees is called
an obscene triangle... - A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a
unicorn... - A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some
of the stuff that nature replaces it with.
Tennessee...
