- A cynic is a person searching for an honest man, with a stolen lantern.
Edgar A.... - A day for firm decisions!!
Or is it... - A day without sunshine is like
night... - A diplomat is a man who can convince his wife she'd
look stout in a fur coat... - A diplomat is man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never her age.
Robert... - A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell
in such a way that you will look forward to the trip... - A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were arguing about
whose profession was the oldest.
In the course of their arguments, they got all the... - A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Ogden... - A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
Winston... - A fool must now and then be right by
chance...
