- If it should exist, it doesn't
Arnold's First Law of... - If it does exist, it's out of date
Arnold's Second Law of... - Only useless documentation transcends the first two laws
Arnold's Third Law of... - If you can't learn to do it well, you should learn to enjoy doing it
badly
Ashleigh's First... - Interchangeable parts won't
Laws of Assembly,... - No matter which way you ride, it's uphill and against the wind
First Law of... - What you don't know will always hurt you
First Law of Blissful... - Inside every small problem is a large problem struggling to get out
Second Law of Blissful Ignorance The remaining work... - approaches
Bove's... - The first pull on the cord ALWAYS sends the drapes in the wrong
direction
Boyle's Other...
