- If it does exist, it's out of date.
Arnold's Second Law of... - Only useless documentation transcends the first two laws.
Arnold's Third Law of... - If you can't learn to do it well, you should learn to enjoy doing it
badly.
Ashleigh's First... - Interchangeable parts won't.
Laws of Assembly,... - No matter which way you ride, it's uphill and against the wind.
First Law of... - What you don't know will always hurt you.
First Law of Blissful... - Inside every small problem is a large problem struggling to get out.
Second Law of Blissful Ignorance The remaining work... - approaches.
Bove's... - The first pull on the cord ALWAYS sends the drapes in the wrong
direction.
Boyle's Other... - Whenever a system becomes completely defined, someone discovers
something which either abolishes the system or expands it beyond
recognition.
Brooke's...
