- If the facts do not conform to the theory, they must be disposed of.
Maier's... - For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.
Main's... - Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with
confidence.
Manley's... - The shortest distance between two points is under construction.
McGregor's Revised... - In a social situation, the most difficult thing to do is usually the
right thing to do.
Meyers... - If at first you don't succeed,
read the manual Montgomery's... - If anything can go wrong, it will. Murphy's Law
There is a corollary:
Smith's Corollary, "Murphy was an optimist." (Thanks... - If there are two or more ways to do something, and one of those ways can
result in a catastrophe,
then someone will do it. Murphy's Original... - Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
Murphy's First... - It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so
ingenious.
Murphy's Second...
