- This is a collection of sometimes imagined, sometimes observed
and sometimes empirical laws of nature, 'science',... - When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is
on time
The Airplane... - Almost anything is easier to get into than out of
Allen's... - Don't force it; get a larger hammer
Anthony's Law of... - Any tool when dropped, will roll into the least accessible corner of the
workshop
Anthony's Law of the... - On the way to the corner, any dropped tool will first strike your toes
Corollary to Anthony's Law of the... - Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do except study
for that instructor's course
Fourth Law of Applied... - The night before the English History mid-term, your biology instructor
will assign 200 pages on planaria
Corollary to the Fourth Law of Applied... - If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book
Fifth Law of Applied... - If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you live
Corollary to the Fifth Law of Applied...
