- When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is
on time.
The Airplane... - Almost anything is easier to get into than out of.
Allen's... - Don't force it; get a larger hammer.
Anthony's Law of... - Any tool when dropped, will roll into the least accessible corner of the
workshop.
Anthony's Law of the... - On the way to the corner, any dropped tool will first strike your toes.
Corollary to Anthony's Law of the... - Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do except study
for that instructor's course.
Fourth Law of Applied... - The night before the English History mid-term, your biology instructor
will assign 200 pages on planaria.
Corollary to the Fourth Law of Applied... - If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.
Fifth Law of Applied... - If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you live.
Corollary to the Fifth Law of Applied... - If it should exist, it doesn't.
Arnold's First Law of...
