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It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
Murphy's Second Corollary...
Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value. Murphy's Consta
Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you are. Murphy's First Military Law
Friendly fire isn't. Murphy's Second Military Law
The most dangerous thing in the combat zone is an officer with a map. Murphy's Third Military Law
Incoming fire has the right of way. Murphy's Fourth Military Law
The army with the smartest dress uniform will lose. Murphy's Fifth Military Law
If your sergeant can see you, so can the enemy. Murphy's Sixth Military Law
Don't be conspicuous. In the combat zone, it draws fire.
Out of the combat zone, it draws sergeants. Murphy's Seventh Military Law...
If you really need an officer in a hurry, take a nap. Murphy's Eighth Military Law

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