- It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so
ingenious.
Murphy's Second... - Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value.
Murphy's... - Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you are.
Murphy's First Military... - Friendly fire isn't.
Murphy's Second Military... - The most dangerous thing in the combat zone is an officer with a map.
Murphy's Third Military... - Incoming fire has the right of way.
Murphy's Fourth Military... - The army with the smartest dress uniform will lose.
Murphy's Fifth Military... - If your sergeant can see you, so can the enemy.
Murphy's Sixth Military... - Don't be conspicuous. In the combat zone, it draws fire.
Out of the combat zone, it draws sergeants. Murphy's... - If you really need an officer in a hurry, take a nap.
Murphy's Eighth Military...
