- An object in motion will be heading in the wrong direction
Gerrold's First Law of Infernal... - An object at rest will be in the wrong place
Gerrold's Second Law of Infernal... - It ain't necessarily so
Gershwin's... - If the shoe fits, it's ugly
Gold's... - 2 is not equal to 3 - not even for very large values of 2
Grabel's... - Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers
Grossman's... - When you are served a meal aboard an aircraft, the aircraft will
encounter turbulence
Gunter's First Law of Air... - The strength of the turbulence is directly proportional to the
temperature of you coffee
Gunter's Second Law of Air... - Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by
stupidity
Hanlon's... - The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity
of your action
Hartley's First...
