- An object at rest will be in the wrong place.
Gerrold's Second Law of Infernal... - It ain't necessarily so.
Gershwin's... - If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
Gold's... - 2 is not equal to 3 - not even for very large values of 2.
Grabel's... - Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers.
Grossman's... - When you are served a meal aboard an aircraft, the aircraft will
encounter turbulence.
Gunter's First Law of Air... - The strength of the turbulence is directly proportional to the
temperature of you coffee.
Gunter's Second Law of Air... - Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by
stupidity.
Hanlon's... - The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity
of your action.
Hartley's First... - If you wait, it will go away.
Hellrung's...
