- It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take Hofstadter's
Law into account.
Hofstadter's... - The chance of the bread falling with the butter side down is directly
proportional to the value of the carpet.
Jennings' Corollary to the Law of Selective... - Keyes Rules of Misquotation
Axiom 1. Any quotation that can be altered will be.
+ Corollary 1A: Vivid words hook misquotes in the mind... - Tolerances will accumulate unidirectionally toward maximum difficulty of
assembly.
Klipstein's... - Any product cut to length will be too short.
Klipstein's... - The trouble with resisting temptation is it may never come your way
again.
Korman's... - After the last of 16 mounting screws has been removed from an access
cover,
it will be discovered that the wrong access cover has... - After an access cover has been secured by 16 hold-down screws,
it will be discovered that the gasket has been omitted... - No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation with detail.
Levy's Eighth... - Louie's "IF" Rules,
created and cultivated by Louis Spanoudis...
