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• 50% of all people are below average.... -- Shocking Truth
• Below Average Pilot: Unequal number of takeoffs and landings...
• SLIGHTLY BELOW AVERAGE: Stupid. -- Interpreting supervisors comments...
• Half the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever enough to take indecent advantage of them.
  -- Walter Ke...
• If it wasn't for half the people in the world, the other half would be all of them.
  -- Colonel Lemuel Stoopnagle...
• 50% of the citizens of this country have a below average understanding of statistics.
• INCONTINENCE Now let's make it clear. Incontinence is not something to be laughed at.
  It is a very serious and discomforting condition. It can't be easy walking around with large amounts of urine wanting to leap into the outside world at every step....
• Half the world is composed of people who have something to say and can't, and the other half who have nothing to say and keep on saying it.