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• A bore is someone who, when you ask him how he is, tells you.
• A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, will tell you.
  -- Bert Leston Taylor, "The So-Called Human Race", (1922-)...
• When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?' -- Don Marqui
• You know you should be swimming when . . . Someone tells you they're having flounder for dinner and you ask when he'll be arriving.
• Bore, n.: A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• Bore, n: A person who talks when you wish him to listen. -- Ambrose Bierce
• When someone tells you something defies description, you can be pretty sure he's going to have a go at it anyway.
  -- Clyde B. Aste...