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Obviously the subject of death was in the air, but more as something to be avoided than harped upon.
Oh sure, this costume may look silly, but it lets me get in and out of dangerous situations -- I work for a federal task force doing a survey on urban crime.
Look, here's my ID, and here's a numbe...
Old Barlow was a crossing-tender at a junction where an express train demolished an automobile and it's occupants.
Being the chief witness, his testimony was vitally important. Barlow explained tha...
On his first day as a bus driver, Maxey Eckstein handed in receipts of $
65. The next day his take was $67. The third day's income was $...
On the day of his anniversary, Joe was frantically shopping around for a present for his wife.
On the occasion of Nero's 25th birthday, he arrived at the Colosseum to find that the Praetorian Guard had prepared a treat for him in the arena.
There stood 25 naked virgins, like candles on a cak...
On the other hand, the TCP camp also has a phrase for OSI people.
There are lots of phrases....
On this morning in August when I was 13, my mother sent us out pick tomatoes.
Back in April I'd have killed for a fresh tomato, but in August they are no more rare or wonderful than rocks....
Once there lived a village of creatures along the bottom of a great crystal river.

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