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Once there was a marine biologist who loved dolphins.
He spent his time trying to feed and protect his beloved creatures of the sea....
Once upon a time there was a beautiful young girl taking a stroll through the woods.
All at once she saw an extremely ugly bull frog seated on a log and to her amazement the frog spoke to her....
Once upon a time, there was a fisherman who lived by a great river.
One day, after a hard day's fishing, he hooked what seemed to him to be the biggest, strongest fish he had ever caught....
Once upon a time, there were five blind men who had the opportunity to experience an elephant for the first time.
One approached the elephant, and, upon encountering one of its sturdy legs, stated...
Once upon a time there were three brothers who were knights in a certain kingdom.
And, there was a Princess in a neighboring kingdom who was of marriageable age....
Once, when the secrets of science were the jealously guarded property of a small priesthood, the common man had no hope of mastering their arcane complexities.
Years of study in musty classrooms were...
One day a student came to Moon and said, "I understand how to make a better garbage collector.
We must keep a reference count of the pointers to each cons....
One day it was announced that the young monk Kyogen had reached an enlightened state.
Much impressed by this news, several of his peers went to speak with him....
One evening he spoke. Sitting at her feet, his face raised to her, he allowed his soul to be heard.
My darling, anything you wish, anything I am, anything I can ever be....
One fine day, the bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and drove off along the route.

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