A reverend wanted to telephone another reverend. He told the operator,
"This is a parson to parson call."
A farmer with extremely prolific hens posted the following sign. "Free
Chickens. Our Coop Runneth Over."
Two brothers, Mort and Bill, like to sail. While Bill has a great
deal of experience, he certainly isn't the rigger Mort is.
Inheritance taxes are getting so out of line, that the deceased family
often doesn't have a legacy to stand on.
The judge fined the jaywalker fifty dollars and told him if he was
caught again, he would be thrown in jail. Fine today, cooler tomorrow.
A rock store eventually closed down; they were taking too much for
granite.
