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Miscellaneous Collections

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You do not have mail.
You don't have to think too hard when you talk to teachers. -- J. D. Salinge
You don't sew with a fork, so I see no reason to eat with knitting needles.
-- Miss Piggy, on eating Chinese Food...
You first have to decide whether to use the short or the long form.
You have a tendency to feel you are superior to most computers.
You have acquired a scroll entitled 'irk gleknow mizk'(n).
More-- This is an IBM Manual scroll.--More-- You are permanently confused. -- Dave Deco...
You have an unusual magnetic personality. Don't walk too close to metal objects which are not fastened down.
You have junk mail.
You have the body of a 19 year old. Please return it before it gets wrinkled.
You have the capacity to learn from mistakes. You'll learn a lot today.

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