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You may easily play a joke on a man who likes to argue -- agree with him. -- Ed Howe
You may have heard that a dean is to faculty as a hydrant is to a dog. -- Alfred Kah
You men out there probably think you already know how to dress for success.
You might have mail
You must realize that the computer has it in for you.
The irrefutable proof of this is that the computer always does what you tell it to do....
You need no longer worry about the future. This time tomorrow you'll be dead.
You never know how many friends you have until you rent a house on the beach.
You or I must yield up his life to Ahrimanes. I would rather it were you.
You possess a mind not merely twisted, but actually sprained.
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