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You can't judge a book by the way it wears its hair.
You can't make a program without broken egos.
You can't start worrying about what's going to happen.
You get spastic enough worrying about what's happening now. -- Lauren Bacall...
You can't survive by sucking the juice from a wet mitten.
-- Charles Schulz, "Things I've Had to Learn Over and Over and Ove...
You can't teach people to be lazy - either they have it, or they don't." -- Dagwood Bumstead
You cannot achieve the impossible without attempting the absurd.
You cannot kill time without injuring eternity.
You cannot propel yourself forward by patting yourself on the back.
You could get a new lease on life -- if only you didn't need the first and last month in advance.
You couldn't even prove the White House staff sane beyond a reasonable doubt.
-- Ed Meese, on the Hinckley verdic...

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