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There are times when truth is stranger than fiction and lunch time is one of them.
There are two kinds of solar-heat systems: "passive" systems collect the sunlight that hits your home, and "active" systems collect the sunlight that hits your neighbors' homes, too.
-- Dave Barry...
There are two types of people in this world, good and bad.
The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more. -- Woody Alle...
There are two ways of constructing a software desig
There are two ways of disliking poetry; one way is to dislike it, the other is to read Pope.
-- Oscar Wilde...
There are two ways to write error-free programs. Only the third one works.
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
There can be no twisted thought without a twisted molecule. -- R. W. Gerard
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full. -- Henry Kissinge
There exist tasks which cannot be done by more than 10 men or fewer than 100. -- Steele's Law

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