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The Kennedy Constant: Don't get mad -- get even.
The Killer Ducks are coming!!!
The ladies men admire, I've heard, Would shudder at a wicked word.
Their candle gives a single light; They'd rather stay at home at night....
The last time somebody said, `I find I can write much better with a word processor.
', I replied, `They used to say the same thing about drugs.' -- Roy Blount, Jr....
The law will never make men free; it is men who have got to make the law free.
-- Henry David Thoreau...
The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread.
-- Anatole France...
The lawgiver, of all beings, most owes the law allegiance.
He of all men should behave as though the law compelled him....
THE LESSER-KNOWN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES #10: SIMPLE SIMPLE is an acronym for Sheer Idiot's Monopurpose Programming Language Environment.
This language, developed at the Hanover College for Technologi...
THE LESSER-KNOWN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES #12: LITHP This otherwise unremarkable language is distinguished by the absence of an "S" in its character se
users must substitute "TH". LITHP is said to be...
THE LESSER-KNOWN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES #13: SLOBOL SLOBOL is best known for the speed, or lack of it, of its compiler.
Although many compilers allow you to take a coffee break while they compile, SLO...

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