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Sweater, n.: A garment worn by a child when its mother feels chilly.
Swipple's Rule of Order: He who shouts the loudest has the floor.
Syntactic sugar causes cancer of the semicolon. -- Epigrams in Programming, ACM SIGPLAN Sept.
1982...
System/3! System/3! See how it runs! See how it runs!
Its monitor loses so totally! It runs all its programs in RPG!...
Systems have sub-systems and sub-systems have sub-systems and so on ad infinitum -- which is why we're always starting over.
-- Epigrams in Programming, ACM SIGPLAN Sept. 1982...
T: One big monster, he called TROLL. He don't rock, and he don't roll
Drink no wine, and smoke no stogies. He just Love To Eat Them Roguies. -- The Roguelet's ABC...
Tact is the ability to tell a man he has an open mind when he has a hole in his head.
Tact, n.: The unsaid part of what you're thinking.
Take everything in stride. Trample anyone who gets in your way.

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