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Spelling is a lossed art.
Spend extra time on hobby. Get plenty of rolling papers.
Spirtle, n.: The fine stream from a grapefruit that always lands right in your eye.
-- Sniglets, "Rich Hall & Friend...
Spouse, n.: Someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.
Star Wars is adolescent nonsense; Close Encounters is obscurantist drivel
Star Trek can turn your brains to pur'ee of bat guano...
Stay away from flying saucers today.
Stay away from hurricanes for a while.
Stealing a rhinoceros should not be attempted lightly.
Steele's Plagiarism of Somebody's Philosophy: Everybody should believe in something -- I believe I'll have another drink.
Steinbach's Guideline for Systems Programming: Never test for an error condition you don't know how to handle.
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