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Spark's Sixth Rule for Managers: If a subordinate asks you a pertinent question, look at him as if he had lost his senses.
When he looks down, paraphrase the question back at him....
Speak roughly to your little boy, And beat him when he sneeze
He only does it to annoy Because he knows it teases....
Speak roughly to your little VAX, And boot it when it crashe
It knows that one cannot relax Because the paging thrashes!...
Speak softly and carry a +6 two-handed sword.
Speak softly and own a big, mean Doberman. -- Dave Millma
Speaking as someone who has delved into the intricacies of PL/I, I am sure that only Real Men could have written such a machine-hogging, cycle-grabbing, all-encompassing monster.
Allocate an array a...
Speaking of Godzilla and other things that convey horro
With a purposeful grimace and a Mongo-like flair He throws the spinning disk drives in the air!...
Speaking of love, one problem that recurs more and more frequently these days, in books and plays and movies, is the inability of people to communicate with the people they love
Husbands and wives wh...
Speed is subsittute fo accurancy.
Speer's 1st Law of Proofreading: The visibility of an error is inversely proportional to the number of times you have looked at it.

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