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Serving coffee on aircraft causes turbulence.
Seven years and six months!" Humpty Dumpty repeated thoughtfully.
An uncomfortable sort of age. Now if you'd asked MY advice, I'd have said `Leave off at seven' -- but it's too late now....
Several years ago, some smart businessmen had an idea
Why not build a big store where a do-it-yourselfer could get everything he needed at reasonable prices?...
Sex is a natural bodily process, like a stroke.
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. -- Swami X
Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated. -- M. C. Reed.
Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.
-- Woody Alle...
Shamus, n. [Yiddish]: A shamus is a guy who takes care of handyman tasks around the temple, and makes sure everything is in working order.
A shamus is at the bottom of the pecking order of synagog f...
Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
-- Dave Barry, "Sex and the Single Amoeba: What Every Teen Should...
Shaw's Principle: Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will want to use it.

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