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Some people have a way about them that seems to say
If I have only one life to live, let me live it as a jerk....
Some people in this department wouldn't recognize subtlety if it hit them on the head.
Some people live life in the fast lane. You're in oncoming traffic.
Some performers on television appear to be horrible people, but when you finally get to know them in person, they turn out to be even worse.
-- Avery...
Some points to remember [about animals]: (1) Don't go to sleep under big animals, e.
g., elephants, rhinoceri, hippopotamuse...
Some primal termite knocked on wood. And tasted it, and found it good.
And that is why your Cousin May Fell through the parlor floor today. -- Ogden Nash...
Some programming languages manage to absorb change but withstand progress.
Some programming languages manage to absorb change, but withstand progress.
-- Epigrams in Programming, ACM SIGPLAN Sept. 1982...
Somebody ought to cross ball point pens with coat hangers so that the pens will multiply instead of disappear.
Someone will try to honk your nose today.

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