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Slaves are generally expected to sing as well as to work .
.. I did not, when a slave, understand the deep meanings of those rude, and apparently incoherent songs....
Slick's Three Laws of the Universe: (1) Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.
(2) A quarter-ounce of chocolate = four pounds of fat. (3) There are two types of di...
Slowly and surely the unix crept up on the Nintendo user ...
Slurm, n.: The slime that accumulates on the underside of a soap bar when it sits in the dish too long.
-- Rich Hall, "Snigle...
Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. -- Fletcher Knebel
Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. -- Fletcher Knebel
Snacktrek, n.: The peculiar habit, when searching for a snack, of constantly returning to the refrigerator in hopes that something new will have materialized.
-- Rich Hall, "Snigle...
So as your consumer electronics adviser, I am advising you to donate your current VCR to a grate resident, who will laugh sardonically and hurl it into a dumpster.
Then I want you to go out and purch...
So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence.
-- Bertrand Russell...
o long as the people do not care to exercise their freedom, those who wish to tyrranize will do so
for tyrants are active and ardent, and will devote themselves in the name of any number of god...

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