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She is descended from a long line that her mother listened to." -- Gypsy Rose Lee
She is not refined. She is not unrefined. She keeps a parrot. -- Mark Twai
She liked him; he was a man of many qualities, even if most of them were bad.
She missed an invaluable opportunity to give him a look that you could have poured on a waffle ...
She said, `I know you ... you cannot sing'. I said, `That's nothing, you should hear me play piano.
'" -- Morrisey...
She's genuinely bogus.
Sherry [Thomas Sheridan] is dull, naturally dull; but it must have taken him a great deal of pains to become what we now see him.
Such an excess of stupidity, sir, is not in Nature." -- Samuel Joh...
SHIFT TO THE LEFT! SHIFT TO THE RIGHT! POP UP, PUSH DOWN, BYTE, BYTE, BYTE!
Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss.
Show respect for age. Drink good Scotch for a change.

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