Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

Home › Fortune Cookies › Miscellaneous Collections

Security check: INTRUDER ALERT!
Seduced, shaggy Samson snored. She scissored short.
Sorely shorn, Soon shackled slave, Samson sighed, Silently scheming, Sightlessly seeking Some savage, spectacular suicide....
See - the thing is - I'm an absolutist. I mean, kind of ... in a way ...
Seleznick's Theory of Holistic Medicine: Ice Cream cures all ills.
Self Test for Paranoia: You know you have it when you can't think of anything that's your own fault.
Seminars, n.: From "semi" and "arse", hence, any half-assed discussion.
Sen. Danforth: "There is nothing on the face of the album which would notify you if the record has pornographics material or material glorifying violence?
Tipper Gore: "No, there is nothing tha...
Senate, n.: A body of elderly gentlemen charged with high duties and misdemeanors.
-- Ambrose Bierce...
Serenity through viciousness.
Serocki's Stricture: Marriage is always a bachelor's last option.

< previous

9871