Miscellaneous Collections

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Signs of crime: screaming or cries for help. -- from the Brown Security Crime Prevention Pamphle
Silverman's Law: If Murphy's Law can go wrong, it will.
Simon's Law: Everything put together falls apart sooner or later.
Since I hurt my pendulum My life is all erratic. My parrot, who was cordial, Is now transmitting static.
The carpet died, a palm collapsed, The cat keeps doing poo. The only thing that keeps me sane I...
Since we have to speak well of the dead, let's knock them while they're alive. -- John Sloa
Since we're all here, we must not be all there. -- Bob "Mountain" Beck
Sir Stafford Cripps] has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
-- Winston Churchill...
Sixtus V, Pope from 1585 to 1590 authorized a printing of the Vulgate Bible.
Skinner's Constant (or Flannagan's Finagling Factor)
Slang is language that takes off its coat, spits on its hands, and goes to work.

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