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Portable, adj.: Survives system reboot.
Positive, adj.: Mistaken at the top of one's voice. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
Pound for pound, the amoeba is the most vicious animal on earth.
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat" -- John Lehman, Secretary of the Navy 1981-1987
Power corrupts. And atomic power corrupts atomically.
Power, n: The only narcotic regulated by the SEC instead of the FDA.
Practical people would be more practical if they would take a little more time for dreaming.
-- J. P. McEvoy...
Predestination was doomed from the start.
President Reagan has noted that there are too many economic pundits and forecasters and has decided on an excess prophets tax.
President Thieu says he'll quit if he doesn't get more than 50% of the vote.
In a democracy, that's not called quitting. -- The Washington Po...

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