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Q: Why do ducks have flat feet? A: To stamp out forest fires.
Q: Why do elephants have flat feet? A: To stamp out flaming ducks....
Q: Why do mountain climbers rope themselves together?
A: To prevent the sensible ones from going home....
Q: Somebody just posted that Roman Polanski directed Star Wars.
What should I do? A: Post the correct answer at once!...
Quality Control, n.: The process of testing one out of every 1,000 units coming off a production line to make sure that at least one out of 100 works.
Question: Man Invented Alcohol, God Invented Grass. Who do you trust?
Quick!! Act as if nothing has happened!
Quick, sing me the BUDAPEST NATIONAL ANTHEM!!
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur. (Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.)
Quigley's Law: Whoever has any authority over you, no matter how small, will atttempt to use it.
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