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Qvid me anxivs svm?
QWERT (kwirt), n. [MW < OW qwertyuiop, a thirteenth]
1. a unit of weight equal to 13 poiuyt avoirdupois (or 1....
Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.
Rattling around the back of my head is a disturbing image of something I saw at the airport .
Ray's Rule of Precision: Measure with a micrometer. Mark with chalk. Cut with an axe.
Razors pain you; Rivers are damp; Acids stain you; And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful; Nooses give; Gas smells awful; You might as well live. -- Dorothy Parke...
Re graphics: A picture is worth 10K words -- but only those to describe the picture.
Hardly any sets of 10K words can be adequately described with pictures....
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress.
But I repeat myself. -- Mark Twai...
Real computer scientists admire ADA for its overwhelming aesthetic value but they find it difficult to actually program in it, as it is much too large to implement.
Most computer scientists don't no...
Real computer scientists despise the idea of actual hardware.
Hardware has limitations, software doesn't. It's a real shame that Turing machines are so poor at I/O....

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