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PLUNDERER'S THEME (to Supercalifragilisticexpialidocius) Pillage, rape, and loot and burn, but all in moderation.
If you do the things we say, then you'll soon rule the nation. Kill your foes and ene...
Pohl's law: Nothing is so good that somebody, somewhere, will not hate it.
Police: Good evening, are you the host? Host: No. Police
We've been getting complaints about this party. Ho...
Political T.V. commercials prove one thing: some candidates can tell all their good points and qualifications in just 30 seconds.
Politician, n.: An eel in the fundamental mud upon which the superstructure of organized society is reared.
When he wriggles, he mistakes the agitation of his tail for the trembling of the edifice....
Politician, n.: From the Greek "poly" ("many") and the French "tete" ("head" or "face," as in "tete-a-tete
head to head or face to face). Hence "polytetien", a person of two or more faces. -- Ma...
Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.
-- Nikita Khrushchev...
Politics is like coaching a football team. you have to be smart enough to understand the game but not smart enough to lose interest.
Polymer physicists are into chains.
Pope Goestheveezl was the shortest reigning pope in the history of the Church, reigning for two hours and six minutes on 1 April 1866.
The white smoke had hardly faded into the blue of the Vatican sk...

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