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Put no trust in cryptic comments.
Put your Nose to the Grindstone! -- Amalgamated Plastic Surgeons and Toolmakers, Ltd.
Putt's Law: Technology is dominated by two types of people
Those who understand what they do not manage. Those who manage what they do not understand....
Q: Do you know what the death rate around here is? A: One per person.
Q: How did you get into artificial intelligence? A
Seemed logical -- I didn't have any real intelligence....
Q: How many DEC repairman does it take to fix a flat ?
A: Five; four to hold the car up and one to swap tires....
Q: How many DEC repairman does it take to fix a flat?
A: Five; four to hold the car up and one to swap tires....
Q: How many existentialists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Two....
Q: How many heterosexual males does it take to screw in a light bulb in San Francisco?
A: Both of them....
Q: How many IBM cpu's does it take to do a logical right shift?
A: 33. 1 to hold the bits and 32 to push the register....

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