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Pretend to spank me -- I'm a pseudo-masochist!
Preudhomme's Law of Window Cleaning: It's on the other side.
Prime Minister Joseph] Chamberlain loves the working man -- he loves to see him work.
-- Winston Churchill...
Pro is to con as progress is to Congress.
Probable-Possible, my black hen, She lays eggs in the Relative When.
She doesn't lay eggs in the Positive Now Because she's unable to postulate how....
Probably the question asked most often is: Do one-celled animals have orgasms?
The answer is yes, they have orgasms almost constantly, which is why they don't mind living in pools of warm slime....
Prof: So the American government went to IBM to come up with a data encryption standard and they came up with .
.. Student: EBCDIC!...
Professor Gorden Newell threw another shutout in last week's Chem.
Eng. 130 midterm. Once again no student received a single point on his exam....
Proof techniques #1: Proof by Induction. This technique is used on equations with "_n" in them.
Induction techniques are very popular, even the military used them....
Proof techniques #2: Proof by Oddity. SAMPLE: To prove that horses have an infinite number of legs.
(1) Horses have an even number of legs. (2) They have two legs in back and fore legs in front....

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